Went to Marina Bay for the Umpteenth times. That day, I like to do something cool. I want to break in right into the Sea horse's body.No, it is not as difficult as you would think. The lock for the door was bought at Handy Mart, where I can buy my lock-picking stuffs, and cost only RM 19.90. Man, my boxer worth more than that(considering my boxer protecting something WAY MORE valuable than the Seahorse, I retracted my statement).
Right before I was trying to break in(I'm doing "the cigarette adrenaline boost"), some sea creature which apparently has something NOT in common with the seahorse said that Mr/Ms Seahorse hated it when its nose is touched. The nose is like the crown of the body for seahorses.
I touched it!(Of course I can touch it. I'm not a Hobbit) Look at the sea horse's expression. Squealing like some coward, eyes opened wide, acknowledging my power and superiority. Now you know who the boss is eh? Hahaha(I continued my evil laugh for the next 5 minutes). Bad timing. Hafiz's girlfriend loved the seahorse so much that she hit me with multiple punches. Lucky she hit like a girl she is. She should know better, its PINCHING that hurts for guys, not PUNCHING. A free massage from Osim is more like it.
Seems like Hafiz agree with his girlfriend. Ahh, what the f**k? Don't you know seahorses change their sexual organs at will? That is creepy(and amazing of course, sorry GOD).
1 comments:
helo mic
wow byk actvty ko skrg ni ek
dah macam kje2 amal aku tgk
anyw enjoy ur life yeah
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